Prison or Work?

The Difference Between Prison and Work:

In prison...You spend the majority of your time in a 8 X 10 cell
At Work...You spend most of you time in a 6 X 8 cubicle

In prison...You get 3 meals a day
At Work...You get only a break for one mean and you have to pay for it

In prison...You get time off for good behavior
At Work...You get rewarded for good behavior with more work

In prison...A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
At Work...You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself

In prison...You can watch television and play games
At Work...You get fired for watching television and playing games

In prison...You have your own toilet
At Work...You have to share

In prison...They allow family and friends to visit
At Work...You cannot even speak to family and friends

In prison...All expenses are paid by the taxpayer, no work requred
At Work...You get to pay all the expenses and then they deduct it from yoour salary to pay for prisioners

In prision...You spend most of you life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out
At Work...You spend most of your time waiting to get out and go inside bars

In prison...There are wardens who are often sadistic
At Work...They are called Supervisiors

In prison...You have unlimited time to read email jokes
At Work...You get fired if you get caught reading emails