I was sitting and talking with my grandaughter Amaya. I discovered another reason why I love grandkids so much. They laugh at your jokes no matter how bad and then they go and share them with others and talk about how funny Duke (that's what Amaya calls me) is.
Let me share with you some of the jokes we offered each other about elephants.
Q. - What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?
A. - Time to get a new fence.
Q. - How can you tell when an elephants been in your refrigerator?
A. - When there are elephant footprints in the butter.
Q. - How do you hide an elephant in a cherry tree?
A. - Paint his toenails red.
Q. - What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
A. - Nothing, it just let out a little w(h)ine.
Q. - Why do elephants have flat feet?
A. - From jumping out of trees.
Q. - Why is it so dangerous to go into the jungle between 2 and 4 in the afternoon?
A. - That is when the elephants are jumping out of trees.
Q. - Why are pygmies so short?
A. - Because they go into the jungle between 2 and 4 in the afternoon.
Q. - Why do ring masters like elephants to work in the circus?
A. - Because they work for peanuts.
Amaya laughed at some and rolled her eyes at some and then had a million more questions about elephants and pygmies.
Does anyone have an elephant joke I can tell Amaya? I will let you know if it meets her approval as funny.
2 comments:
Kanami sang imo blog. Daw spaghetti.
Q: What's an elephant's favorite veggie?
A: Squash
Q: What do you call an elephant wearing pink earmuffs and a dress?
A: Anything you want, it can't hear you.
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